~Chapter Nine~
MPOV
Edward had been distracted the
last couple of times I’d come in, so, like,
I was hoping today he wouldn’t be, or if he was, I could help channel a
few things, like, with me.
The toys he’d suggested were,
like, fine and all. But I was needing
some, like, real dick. Especially since
Jasper suddenly had been keeping his from me.
He hadn’t even gotten back from his drive last night before I’d fallen
asleep. And he was gone before I got up
this morning.
Though I could tell he’d been
home. The bathroom had still been, like,
steamy when I’d gone in to do my morning business.
Anyways, like, whatever. I’d come prepared. Edward wouldn’t be able to tell me no. I just knew once he got a good look at me,
he’d be all over me like white on rice.
We were, like, perfect for each
other. I liked sex and he owned a sex shop. As I said, it was, like, a match
made in heaven.
I got out of the car and
straightened my skirt, what there was of it.
As an afterthought, I looked around the parking lot real quick and when
I was sure I was alone, I shimmied out of my panties and stuffed them in my
purse.
Looking in the window of the car,
I liked my reflection. My pink skirt,
dotted with Hello Kitty heads, went perfectly with my white tube top and white
heels. I applied some more of my cotton
candy flavored lip gloss, adjusted my boobs, fluffed my hair and headed inside.
The pretty bell chimed as I entered and my eyes scanned the
space for Edward. The sound system,
which seemed to be up louder than normal, was filling the space with a song,
that if, like, I didn’t know better, I’d have, like, thought Edward was playing
just for me.
S is for the simple
need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the
spot,
Because that's the one
you really want.
(Yes!) Sex is always
the answer, it's never a question,
'Cause the answer's
yes, oh the answers (Yes)
Not just a suggestion,
if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes.
Yeah!
Was he, like, expecting me?
Was he, like, expecting me?
“Hello? Edward?” I called out as I swayed my hips in
time to the music. When I got no answer,
I assumed he was in the bathroom or something so I started wandering around to
wait for him.
Off to the side, I came across
what seemed to be a display that he was in the middle of setting up. What caught my eye and brought a grin to my
face was the big pink bouncy ball thing.
With a large rubber dick sticking straight up from the top of it.
Did I, like, dare?
It looked too good to pass up the
opportunity.
Glancing around real quick, I
could see the packaging laying off to the edge, so I think it was safe to
assume it had just come out of the box and was clean, like, right?
“Edward?” I called out again, a
little louder. When I still got no
answer, I walked over to the ball, looked around one more time and then lifted my
skirt. I bet he’s, like, watching me on
his surveillance camera!
I straddled over the dick and
sank down onto it, letting out a loud groan as it filled me up. I was a little wobbly on the ball because of
my heels, but quickly caught on that if I bounced a little it wasn’t so bad and
actually felt pretty good.
Edward was going to be so, like,
surprised to come out from the office and find me ready to take him!
A few more minutes passed as I
leisurely ground on the ball, feeling myself, like, really getting worked
up. As my heart pulsed and my nipples
hardened, I knew if he didn’t, like, show up soon, I was going to cum without
him.
Then the dick came to life. Literally.
Out of nowhere it started vibrating and spinning inside of me.
And then the door chimed,
announcing a customer.
I started screaming out my orgasm as a good looking man in
pressed khaki’s and a stylish pink plaid Ralph Lauren Polo shirt stared at me,
his mouth agape.
At the same time, Edward came
running out into the store from the back, yelling, “What the fuck?”
When Jasper appeared behind
Edward, his shirt partially buttoned and his face flushed, I could only think
the exact same thing.
I didn’t get a chance to say it
though because as I twisted to take in my audience, my heel snagged and the
ball suddenly popped and I found myself on my ass, impaled on a still vibrating
dildo, while three men, like, gawked at me.
EPOV
Even though I’d overslept, thanks
to my late night with Jasper, I was in a fantastic mood today. Also thanks to my late night with Jasper.
Last night was certainly on my
‘top ten list of best nights ever’. And
to think, we hadn’t even fucked! But his
mouth, oh lord have mercy on my soul, his mouth!
There had been a small line at
the coffee shop, but not enough to bother me...I’d had my memories to keep me
occupied.
I also had the fact that he’d
promised to come see me at the shop today, so of course it was going to be a
good day.
Throwing the latest Nickleback
album into the CD player, I’d gone about opening the store. A new delivery had
come in so I focused on unpacking the few boxes. Most of it was just restocking, but there was
a new product as well.
I’d ordered three of the Hot Seat
Inflatable Cushion Vibes, two to have on the shelf and one to actually inflate
and have on display.
The thing was a hideous bright
pink, but it was marketed towards women, so I could live with it. It would certainly catch customer’s
attention! I set about opening it and
had just finished getting it inflated when the door chimed.
Pocketing the remote that came
with the toy, I spun around to see my man with a big dopey grin on his face.
“Morning Jasper,” I rasped at
him, hungrily looking over him. No
Armani today. No, today he was my sexy
cowboy. Tight jeans that hugged every
curve, what looked to be a soft flannel plaid shirt in black and blue, making
his eyes sparkle and pop and cowboy boots finished the look.
Yeah, his eyes weren’t the only
thing popping.
“Good morning, Edward. You seem full of energy today, did you have a
good night?” he asked playfully, moving towards me sensually.
“Hmmm...you know I did, baby,” I
purred back as I closed the distance between us and our lips crashed together
briefly before they parted and our tongues were swirling around each other.
Before we got too heated and my
head got too fuzzy to give a fuck, I broke away with a gasp. He started to question me, but I just shushed
him, grabbed his hand and pulled him back to my office.
I locked the door, turned the
volume on the sound system up...just in case whatever sounds we were about to
make needed to be concealed...and attacked him.
He offered no resistance as I
pressed him to the door and captured his mouth again. My tongue explored every accessible part of
his mouth until we both needed air and then I pulled back. Only to move to his neck and to his Adam’s
apple which I sucked, licked and nipped on as I started unbuttoning his shirt.
He grabbed at my hips roughly and
we were briefly interrupted by a clatter on the floor. Glancing down, we laughed at the hot pink
remote.
“Edward, I’ve got enough pink to
deal with at home, do I have to have it surround me here too?” he panted
against me.
“No pink, got it!” I said as I
kicked the remote so that it slid across the floor and hit the leg of the
desk. It buzzed and a light blinked but
I didn’t think anything of it...I had a Jasper to eat.
With the upper part of his shirt
open, I nuzzled under the fabric to suck one of his nipples into my mouth as he
grabbed my hair and pulled me against him.
I was just starting to work on
his zipper when we heard a loud scream from out in the shop.
Dammit, I hadn’t heard the bells
chime over the music!
I gave him a quick peck on the
lips as I mumbled ‘sorry’ and then ran out into the store.
I wanted to turn around and go
lock myself back in my office.
Eric, a fairly regular customer
who was pretentious and snobby, stood just inside the door. I couldn’t quite make out the look on his
face...awe, horror, lust?
When I followed his gaze, I know
mine was one of horror.
It was Maggie.
Maggie fucking my display with
her head tossed back like that scene in When Harry Met Sally. She looked like a crazed wild animal going in for the kill.
Her red bushy hair was going all over the place as she cried out in what I
assumed had to be an orgasm.
“What the fuck?” I yelled.
I was actually embarrassed, which
never happened to me, because of Eric witnessing this. I was disgusted by Red helping herself to my
display. And while I’d been sporting a huge hard on just
moments before, I was now feeling a raging case of blue balls as my dick
shriveled up at the sight before me.
A grinding noise actually drew my
gaze between her wide spread legs and I realized that the remote had activated
when I kicked it. I also realized that the woman had no concept of landscaping.
She wiggled and there was a loud
pop followed by an even louder thud as she landed on her ass, the toy deflating
rapidly thanks to her cheap Louboutin knock offs.
I can only plead insanity for my
next action.
I doubled over in laughter,
choking as I tried to breathe. “Oh Jesus
fuck, Jasper! THAT’s what you have to
hike through?”
She was desperately trying to
dislodge herself from the dildo, but kept stopping as her eyes rolled back and
moans tumbled out of her with each shift of her body.
I looked to Jasper and he seemed
to be paralyzed.
“Jasper? Say something...” I shook him gently and his
eyes regained life as he looked around the room.
He threw his head back and
started laughing uncontrollably. “Yeah,
it is...how fucked up is that?” he cried. “How fucked up is this whole
situation?” Something in his voice was off.
“What is wrong with you two?”
Eric suddenly found his voice as he scolded us and rushed to Maggie’s side,
offering her a hand to help her up. “You should never leave a damsel in
distress, especially one as lovely as this.”
Upright now, she cocked her head
to the side as she looked at Eric. She
said a quiet thank you to him, scowled at Jasper and me and ran out of the
store.
Not surprisingly, Eric was right
behind her.
~Chapter Ten~
JPOV
“I… Erm, yeah, I have no idea
what to do about all of that,” I mumbled with humor as the door slammed shut
behind them and we were left just standing there.
No word of a lie, I had no idea
what I found the funniest.
How she was dressed.
What the hell she was doing on
that sex toy.
Finding her flailing around on
said sex toy.
The man’s abrupt rant at us or
the last bit.
Did he understand what the fuck
was going on between Edward and myself?
It just all came to a head and I
found myself propped up against Edward’s body as I belted out continuous peals
of laughter like a little girl.
By the end of my laughing fit, I
had tears streaming down my face and Edward was trying so hard to compose
himself that I laughed even harder.
What a fucked up day!
“Are you quite finished?” he
asked with a broad smirk on his face, his green eyes sparkling from the tears
that had gathered from laughing so hard.
He was more beautiful in that moment than any other time I’d seen
him. Then he flicked that damn bar
against his teeth, the sound going to straight to my cock and sobering me
immediately.
“I think so,” I said not at all
seriously as I took in a deep breath.
“I can’t believe that just
happened in the shop. Did she really? Did she just fuck herself on my new
display?” his smirk turned to a grimace as we looked at the now ruined corner
of the shop. Not only was the deflated toy still squirming about, the cardboard
display stand had fallen down and flyers littered the floor.
“I think you need to get in a
cleaning service,” I murmured as the reality of the whole mess came washing
down on me.
“Jasper, what’s wrong?”
Dammit! Why do I care? Why do I let them dictate my happiness?
Why was I about to do this?
I lifted my gaze to him, all laughter
now gone. “I’ve got to go, Edward. Until we’ve officially ended things, I
just...I just can’t let her run off like that.
She’s got to be embarrassed right now.
And I don’t know why I even give a shit...”
His arms enclosing around me from
behind stopped my rambling. I felt his
nose skim along the back of my neck and I closed my eyes, allowing myself
another moment to relish in the feel of him before pulling away.
I turned in his arms, gathering
him up in mine in return and we were silent as we clutched desperately at each
other.
“I’ve got to go,” I whispered
against his ear.
He nodded and whispered back, “I
know.”
His simple acceptance pierced
straight through my chest, stabbing my heart.
Our mouths found each other and
we shared a tender kiss filled with silent promises. No tongue was used, yet it was the most
powerful kiss I’d had with him to date.
He released me and took a step
back. The look on his face just about
brought me to my knees as I walked backwards toward the door, keeping my eyes on
him until the last possible second before I mouthed ‘I’ll call you,’ and walked
out.
EPOV
As soon as he vanished through
the door, my hand clutched at my chest where I knew the words that painted my
skin were. A silent reminder that I had done
this before and I could do it again, though the last time I let my bird fly, he
never came back.
The bells finished chiming.
I sighed deeply, not knowing what
the hell was going on and not wanting to analyze it at this moment. I got to
work with cleaning up the mess that Snuffy had left behind.
I made sure I got out the rubber
gloves and saw nothing sexual in them as I grabbed the trash can and started
loading it.
How the fuck had we gone from
nearly catching my office on fire from the heat of our lust to practically
pissing our pants with laughter to...this?
For the first time, in a very
long time, I had no smile in me. I had
no desire to play with my toys, dance or sing.
I stood and went to the door, and
got nauseous as I saw them in the parking lot by her car. She was fisting his
shirt with one hand, the other flailing around as I assumed she was yelling at
him. The whole time he just stood there, his shoulders slumped, his head down
as he let her berate him.
I was just about to say ‘fuck it’
and go running out there to put a stop to all of it when Eric stepped out of
the shadows, his hands coming to rest on Maggie’s shoulders. He leaned in against her ear and Jasper
raised his head, a look of confusion on his face.
I wished I could hear what was
being said, but remained where I was until Jasper walked away, leaving them
there talking. He folded his long limbs
into his car and as he pulled away, my head fell forward against the
glass. I dragged my fingers up to the
lock, flipped it and turned off the light for the OPEN sign. I tugged down the
shade and made my way back to my office.
And to the bottle of tequila that was stored in the bottom
left hand drawer of my desk.
MPOV
Like, I’d never been so
embarrassed in my life! And the nerve of Jazzy to stand there and laugh at me
like that! So much for my plans of, like, seducing Edward.
What was Jazzy doing here
anyways? I thought he, like, had a ton of, like, meetings and stuff today.
Oh! Maybe he was, like, getting me a present!
But why was he in the back if, like, that’s all he was
doing? And his clothes were, like,
messed up.
Oh, and they both looked like they had just, like, been...oh
shit.
Things started falling into place and I felt like I might
hurl. Or laugh.
“Maggie?”
“What do you, like, want Jasper? Have you, like, come to laugh at me some
more?” I snapped at him.
“I’m sorry, Maggie, it was just so unexpected. If you’d been
in my shoes, you’d have been laughing too,” he said, about to smile at me. Oh, like, hell no!
I smacked his chest and gathered up the material in my hand.
“What were you, like, doing here anyways Jasper? I thought you had, like, all these important
meetings and, like, stuff. Instead
you’re here, doing, like...what were you doing in the back with Edward?” There, the question was, like, out there.
His head dropped into his chest as mumbled an ‘I’m sorry.’
My free arm waved wildly.
“You’re sorry? You’re sorry.
That’s just, like, fucking great Jazzy!
So glad we, like, cleared that up.
What the fuck are you, like, sorry for?
Are you sorry for not being good enough for me? Are you sorry that this, like, wedding is
taking forever to plan? Are you sorry
that, like, you’d rather fuck Edward than me?” I screamed at him.
Gentle hands came down on my shoulder and a soft voice
whispered against my ear, sending, like, shivers over me. “Now now, Lassy, maybe you need to take a
step back and calm down. I’m not sure
what all is going on here. Edward is a
friend of mine and I know he would never hurt a fly, let alone a pretty thing
like you.”
I turned my head to look at who was, like, talking to me and
it was the hottie with the pink shirt from inside. I gave him a smile and he returned it. “Yes, absolutely beautiful,” he amended his
words.
“Um, Maggie, I’ll see you at home,” Jasper said and I waved
him off, my attention on the man who was, like, setting my skin on fire.
“I’m Maggie,” I said, offering him my hand.
“Eric, Eric Yorkie,” he said as he, like, took my hand and
kissed it! “Would you do me the
extraordinary honor of joining me for dinner?
If I may be so bold as to ask?”
“Where?” I whispered. If he was, like, going to suggest
Outback or Sizzler or some other steak house, there was, like, no way I was
wasting my time.
“For a vision such as yourself, only the finest will
do. I’d love for you to accompany me to
the Country Club. Tonight is champagne
and caviar night, all the most important people will be there. Please say you’ll come?”
Country Club
Champagne and caviar
Important people
This guy had, like, been nicer to me in ten minutes than
Jazzy had been in, like, months. And he
screamed money.
“I’d, like, love to!” I snorted.
